By Carl Lubinski, that one guy in human resources The contents of the Mercury World Report humor section are fictional.

Thursday, December 09, 2004
Copyright © Las Vegas Mercury

Carl's Haiku Corner

Goth kids

Goth kids everywhere

Goth kids in hip, depressed herds

Rebel: me, the nerd.

Dentist

After checkup, get

Brush, floss, mouthwash--four bottles?!

Yeah, well fuck you too.

Sharpie

Inspirational

poster in employee lounge,

Revised: "SExcellence."

Invitation to

The Christmas Shoes

No way! I was just

Sitting here, dying to see

a church musical!