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Thursday, December 30, 2004
Year of the fear
*The contents of the Mercury World Report humor section are fictional.
HEAVEN--God, creator of all things and supreme ruler of the universe, hopes the Midwest appreciates his gift of a brutal winter storm that swept last week across the predominantly red states, He said in a statement Tuesday.
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