By Carl Lubinski, that one guy in human resources The contents of the Mercury World Report humor section are fictional.

Thursday, July 22, 2004
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Carl's Haiku Corner

Work

Victory in reach

Minesweeper high score--boss near!

Alt-Shift-D: Quicken.

Growth

On lark, shaved privates

Days later, hand under desk

Mad, furtive scratch-scratch.

Rock 'n' roll

Excuses, flimsy

Now must see co-worker's band

Friday night wasted.

Girlfriend

Hold hand, tender times

Gaze in eyes: You ready now

To try some anal?