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Thursday, July 29, 2004
Poor poor pitiful inbox What really happened at the Aladdin
*The contents of the Mercury World Report humor section are fictional.
WASHINGTON--In a televised address Saturday, a visibly jubilant President Bush announced the capture of Linda Ronstadt, marking an end to an "era of terror that held freedom-loving Americans in its icy grip."
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