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Thursday, July 29, 2004
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This Week on TV

Madame Bovary, 8 p.m. Driven mad by a loveless marriage, Emma Bovary flings herself into an adulterous affair with the rakish bachelor Roldolphe--wait a sec...IT'S A BOOK! GET IT AWAY! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!