Carl's Haiku Corner

What's up

Hey, what's up, I'm Carl

Life: Clip-on and cubicle

Like beer, hanging out

Computer

Frozen. Call help desk

Jerk eating chips: tried reboot?

Yes I did. Asshole.

Toothbrush

Wetness greets my mouth

Didn't brush since yesterday!

Roommate, what a dick

Epiphany

Cable bill arrives

Ninety bucks? Phone to complain

Then remember Spice

10 a.m. meeting

Can't focus, instead

compelled by white dots of spit

ends of boss's mouth

Dude next door

Neighbor: Frisbee golf!

Frisbee golf! Come, join our league!

Fucking cult or what?