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Soulsukker

Gorgeous hot body wants to absorb you entirely! Without a distinct personality, I tend to absorb my boyfriend's hobbies and interests. Do I like sushi? Depends. Do you? You like the Red Sox? I guess I do too. It'll seem flattering at first, but over time I'll take the fun out of everything you do.

Cre8tivKiss

In my bedroom you'll find: Impossibly tiny lingerie from old girlfriends with whom you'll be constantly compared. Pictures of old lovers many times prettier than you. Why should I hide my passions? Are you insecure? Well, then you'll just have to better than them in bed.

Embrace_Life

Hard edges, soft center, real curves. Willing to accept a woman who's learned to accept herself? Me: Quirky, sassy, deep, Leo, benches 240, taking life head-on after childhood filled with grade-school torment. You: Perfectly willing to be emotionally castrated by my neediness and all-eclipsing life dramas fueled by a diet of self-help books and a culture of victimhood.

SartrePoet

Perfect day: Sunday morning, listening to Miles, reading Alice Munro. You next to me, reading Sedaris. I belittle your taste until you admit you're nowhere near as smart as me. We fuck. You start crying. I storm out. When I get back, you're gone.