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"The View" ABC 10 a.m. As they giggle at some clever quip or another, a monstrous impulse overtakes co-hosts Barbara Walters, Star Jones, Meredith Vieira, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, their giggles turning into shrieking laughs, then maniacal, wide-eyed cackles as they begin tearing the flesh off their faces in horrific realization of what they've all become.



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