By Carl Lubinski, that one guy in human resources The contents of the Mercury World Report humor section are fictional.

Thursday, September 02, 2004
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Carl's Haiki Corner

Honesty

Can't do lunch today

No, I don't have other plans

You're just a dickhead

Communication

Text messaging--wow!

But, retard, I'm one goddamn

Cubicle over

First, last date

Okay, so I lied

I don't have two lazy eyes

Your tits are just great

Nightmare

Wake up, soaked with sweat:

Dreamed I was the guy who wore

Ties with trout and bass