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GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY: Anyone who would abandon a golden retriever is either a hideously deformed monster or the kind of person who breaks ope n gumball machines to steal year-old Chiclets. Either way, they're going to hell. You can go to heaven by temporarily providing food, water, shelter, exercise and a safe indoor living environment for a rescued retriever. Foster parents must be 21 and over. Info: 598-4653.

ROTTEN LUCK: The best thing about Rottweilers is they're actually quite nice, but they scare away burglars and solicitors as well as any high-powered rifle. Ginger's Rottie Rescue is seeking kindly volunteers to exercise, groom and otherwise care for these gentle giants. Info: 645-8294.

Fight the power. E-mail Get Involved at newtbriggs@lasvegasmercury.com.