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AdrenalineDude67

Seeking active, fit--EXTREME BABE for good times. Life is an adventure--if you're a cubicle-bound suit monkey who spends half his life waiting for the copy machine to unjam, that is! Take a ride with me and you'll find that life is so much more--an EXTREME sportsgasm that will boil your brain in PURE ADRENALINE! Hobbies include parasailing, kayaking, skydiving, off-roading, windsurfing--often at the SAME TIME--and, most importantly, browbeating you into a psychological mush when you show the slightest sign you may not be able to keep up with me. EXTREMELY lame, babe. Walk it off!

ChubbyChik

What you'll find in my bedroom: complete Phil Collins CD collection, "pamper basket" filled with bath beads, soaps and lotions from when everyone at the office forgot my birthday and felt sorry for me, a few Care Bears that, I admit, I've still got a soft spot for after all these years, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Chicken Soup for the Single Woman's Soul (my Bibles, I totally swear!) the new Beaches DVD with 17 hours of bonus material, well-thumbed copy of the The Thin Girl Within, nine Butterfinger wrappers (sowwy, moment of weakness!), two-inch pumps because my ankles swell, rainbow hair scrunchies, Winnie the Pooh sweatshirt...hey, where you going?

JollyMe

Very successful stock broker seeks equally ambitious partner. Me: 6'2, trim, very fit. No smoking, unless I'm having cocktails. No drugs, unless friends just give them to me. Some social drinking. By social drinker, I mean really abusive alcoholic who will humiliate you in public, degrade you in private. Together, we can build something wonderful that booze and lies will slowly destroy.

Petrova7721

Hello, lover boy. You write to me, yes? I seek American-style love and romanticness. You write to me, I come to America, we make beautiful nest of romance. After a week at hotel I move in and wear your pajamas, funny and cute at first, but then I stay in your home all day, smoking cigarettes and eating cereal, watching American television. Until the night comes, when I dress up like common street whore and go to the bars all night. You worry and you do not sleep and your hair falls out. But that is okay, for by then I have found new American lover boy to be with. Thank you!

NoSecretz

Already looking forward to telling my girlfriends about your penis. Can't wait to finally meet your guy friends and tell them about the spastic colon you've tried so desperately to hide. Oh, will also share with them our queer and private endearments. Will openly contradict you in front of family about reason we couldn't make niece's graduation party.