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Thursday, February 03, 2005
Big trouble in little Carson City The education senator? Crunching the numbers
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WASHINGTON, D.C.--In his first major address to the Senate since losing his bid for the presidency, John Kerry warned his colleagues that Mary Cheney, though undoubtedly loved by her parents, is still gay.
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