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Thursday, February 10, 2005
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Shot of the Week: Tryouts


"Look, Marie, can I be honest with you? Mr. Sanders and I just don't see you in the Spirit Squad. I know it means a lot to you. I understand that. But we're looking for a certain a body type and a radiant smile that says, 'Go Bulldogs.' And frankly...hey, have you thought about band? Now band's a place where a girl like you could fit right in."



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