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Thursday, February 17, 2005
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Shot of the Week: Distant Worlds


From more than 1,400 miles in space, the Cassini spacecraft sends back hauntingly beautiful pictures of the fragile moon Nautica as it orbits its mother planet of Aramis. Scientists believe the atmosphere of Aramis consists solely of alcohol and Ammonia-D. That's right, Windex. Thus the blue color. And Nautica is thought to be made of a dense, Belgian chocolate. Okay, we lost the NASA press release and we're winging it.



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