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Thursday, February 17, 2005
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Woman wondering which co-worker left condom in apartment

BRISTOL, Conn.--Katie Hessling's Friday morning discovery of a used condom floating in her toilet triggered a nightmarish sequence of hazy flashbacks and a desperate search for a recognizable face among the fragmented images.

Hessling gradually recalled going out to drink with co-workers, but even that solid lead triggered an avalanche of further concerns. "Okay, I just have to think for a second," a frantic Hessling said. "Obviously, it looks like I slept with somebody from the office, but maybe I just met somebody at the bar. I need to figure this out before I get to work so I'll know who to be awkward around.

"It's weird. I'm getting flashes of a tribal arm tattoo, but I don't know who that would be," Hessling confessed. "If I was that drunk, I'm a little surprised I insisted my mystery guest use a condom. That's the good news. Now I just have to put a face and maybe a name to that tattoo. If I can just relax, I'm sure it'll come to me."


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