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Thursday, February 24, 2005
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This Week On TV

"Antiques Roadshow," PBS, 7 p.m. Wednesday. A bemused Nigel Crittendon, a British appraiser of modern art, struggles mightily to keep a straight face as a woman describes what she unbelievably thinks to be an original Dali.