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Good question, Jeff
"Yes, Mr. President, I notice that some Democrats are criticizing the White House for credentialing me, a fake journalist and gay male prostitute, and allowing me to wander the halls of the West Wing under an assumed name in this post-9/11 era of heightened security. I'm wondering, sir, how do you deal with people this out of touch with traditional values?"



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