Carl's Haiku Corner

Just what I wanted, mom!

(The real gift is that receipt is included with turquoise turtleneck.)

Insatiable girlfriend

"Harder, Carl, harder!"

Too bad I'm just pounding nails

In her new bookshelf.

Neighborhood casino buffet

Bread pudding globbing

Down chins of zombie seniors.

"Where locals win!" Riiiight.

Just a thought

Up late, wondering:

Are old ladies' humps filled with

Cadbury Egg cream?

Watchtower magazine

Know what? It's really

Quite interesting after

Seven Coronas.

New business cards

Hey, they're misspelled! Though

"Corl" has a menacing ring,

Like a monster. RAWWWWRRGH!