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Shot of the Week: You've got nail


"Okay, John, I'm just gonna have you lie back and relax. There's nothing to be afraid of. The MRI is essentially just a very powerful magnet that we use for imaging. That's why we have you remove all metal before entering. All right, I guess we're all set. Just hold your breath and this will all be over in no time."



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