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Thursday, March 03, 2005
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Shot of the Week


Stop the car!
"You, there, in the 'Hello Kitty' jumper. What's your name, Mr. Handsome? I can't hear you with that thing in your mouth. Ma'am, please, let the boy speak for himself. Sweetie, take the pacif...Christ, I have to go. Call me, okay? I'm staying at the Ritz in Santa Barbara. Seriously, call me."



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