By Carl Lubinski, that one guy in human resources The contents of the Mercury World Report humor section are fictional.

Thursday, March 03, 2005
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Carl's Haiku Corner

Bigger, thicker

If only the spam

Itself could enlarge penis

I'd be gigantic!

The sound of silence

Boss is in rock band.

Him: "Our new CD is out!"

(Me: "New coaster's out!")

'American Idol'

How sweet my daydreams:

"The winner: Carl Lubinski...

God of air guitar!"

Let's celebrate

It's Show Your Tits month

Calendar says so--really!

(Well, at least mine does.)