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Thursday, March 10, 2005
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This Week on TV

"Pimp My Ride," MTV, 8 p.m. Tuesday. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan goes big pimpin' when host Xzibit and West Coast customizer 2Shae mad trick the money man's staid Crown Victoria into a dope new whip.