Thursday, March 17, 2005
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F-Word Puzzle: Members only

By F. Andrew Taylor

Across
2. Genitals or enlisted men

8. An unusual religious group

10. "Wham, bam, _____ you ma'am"

13. Japanese American "singer"

14. Ancient Greek term for male member

16. Short for Richard or male member

17. Slang for prostitute

19. Overtime (abbreviation)

20. Don't _____, don't tell

21. Wild

23. Symbol for Arsenic

24. The tasty filling inside a Charleston Chew

28. It ain't the _____, it's the motion

31. Companion to ego and superego

32. Improbable sex act: dog in the bath ____

34. British slang for posterior

35. Can be under your eyes or under your member

36. Precedes cycle or sexual

37. Slang for fellatio: Playing the _________

38. Female pronoun

39. Abbreviation for teetotaling organization

43. Nyet

45. Titular star of a series of T-shirts: Big _______

48. Preceding Lovecraft

50. Term used to identify a woman by her maiden name

51. The people you hope don't show up to the party

54. Precedes presentation or sex

56. Huhn! Good God! What is it good for?

58. The little man in the ______

59. Cranial euphemism for the male member

60. Loser or euphemism for the male member

61. British slang for restroom

62. It's not the size of the ____, is the magic that's in it.

63. Among the things you can get on Route 66

64. All you _____ is love

65. It's long and hard and full of seamen

Down
1. Technical term for the male member

2. Type of boat

3. Measurement units

4. Cleopatra's method of suicide

5. Abbreviation for a guess when you'll get there

6. One of several Yiddish terms for the male member

7. Animal which appears primarily in puns and crossword puzzles

8. Obsolete occupation that sounds dirtier than it was

9. Avian euphemism for the male member

11. A newspaper full of leftist rants and ads for hookers: ____-weekly

12. Abbreviation for Toto's home state

15. Popular video game or angel's accouterment

18. Conjunction that sounds like it involves miners

21. Gemological euphemism for the male member

22. Testicles: Frank ____ _______ (two words)

25. Impulse

26. Insulting road sign: Slow children __ play

27. ZZ Top euphemism for the male member

28. Nautical euphemism for the male member

29. Category of porn or food

30. Hit song in the 70s: Big ____ Inch

33. Obscene gesture: flipping the _____

40. Donkey or derriere

41. Euphemism for sex: Getting your ___ ___ (two words)

44. Roy Orbison song: "____ the Lonely"

46. Euphemism for the tumescent male member

47. Complete dialogue of many porn films

48. Slang for sexy

49. Something done with a pin or euphemism for the male member

52. British legislators: House of _______

55 Article preceding vowel

57. Abbreviation for the American Association of Optometrists

60. What you're more likely to become if you don't wrap that rascal